Name Meme

This is all over the place, and it’s pretty hysterical how well it works…Play along in the comments!

1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s & father’s middle names)
Ann Edward

2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad)
Frank Jack

3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 4 letters of your first name)
SpJess (hmmm…this doesn’t work out so well)

4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Red Monkey

5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you live)
Shea Washington (I love this one!)

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite alcoholic drink, optionally add "THE" to the beginning)
The Pink Cosmopolitan (I may insist on being called this from now on…)

7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Jesp

8. GANGSTA NAME: (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite cookie):
Half Baked Sugar (hahaha)

9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pet’s name, current street name)
Monkey F

10. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
Shiloh Winding